Wow, ways to make the oppression of Iranians more efficient and cheap!
OK, after that the last post, I'm scared to assume this is supposed to be satirical...
I wonder how geekish one can be...
George Orwell lives! I'm pretty sure we're going to see the implant option pretty soon. I'm waiting for the Intradermal Bluechip ads.
Marriage detector I propose to connect this detector to an electric shock device, then every time a not married couple rich in distance of less than 35cm the devices gives an electric shock to pair to prevent them from non Islamic contact. the detector can be triggered to give a heart shock to less than 10cm distance! to make sure no body is loosing chance of going to heaven because of adultery.
Until I saw the word satire on this page, I was angry. This was my first visit to the site, and the other article on the homepage looked intellectual. Angry letter averted!